sofacoin asked you:
Were you ever a bad boy, like my Mawile? Did you wear a leather jacket, maybe?
I’m the baddest floon in town! I don’t need a leather jacket OR a helmet.
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
WAT THE FUCK
I’m at an electronics store and some asshole is playing Touhou on a demo computer…
OH MY FUCKING GOD WERE YOU ARE FRY’S ELECTRONICS
BECAUSE I WAS THERE YESTERDAY AND SAW THAT TOO

I’ve been waiting years to finally finish my dream team. In nine months time I will meet the final piece to my puzzle and shall become unstoppable.
Credit To: うらら (✖)
threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
the endi ng oH MYG OD
I even sung it with a strait face
flashback to the alvin and the chipmunks movie when these were all over the place








